Go Faster! — Half Minute Hero: The Second Coming

Go Faster! — Half Minute Hero: The Second Coming

  A tl;dr Haiku Run at everything Like, really really quickly. Also: time travel.     Time is short. Time is money. Time is best spent in thirty-second chunks killing monsters who threaten the world in Half Minute Hero: The ...

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To Flight! — Luftrausers

To Flight! — Luftrausers

A tl;dr Haiku Guns and fighter jets With bullets that shoot bullets. Everything explodes.   Ever wanted to be a fighter pilot but just couldn’t hack it because of poor circumstances, total lack of piloting ability, or discontentment with the ...

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Ultimate Power — South Park: Stick of Truth

Ultimate Power — South Park: Stick of Truth

A tl;dr Haiku Weaponized farts and great RPG gameplay. Got what I paid for.   Farts, slapstick, toilet humor, and role playing games. South Park: The Stick of Truth by Obsidian Entertainment, for multiple platforms, hits on and mixes all ...

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Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

A tl;dr Haiku Two brothers go and Decimate my emotions. Also, they ride goats.   Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, by Starbreeze Studios AB for the PC, is a game I put off playing for quite a while. Primarily ...

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